Секрет Sea-salt ice-cream раскрыт!Секрет Sea-salt ice-cream раскрыт!
Берем скрипт "KH: 358/2 Days" (или только ту его часть, где дневники Роксаса) и заменяем мороженое на слово sex. В результате вся любовь главных героев к мороженому внезапно обретает смысл! Лично я чуть не умерла от смеха ^__^
Примеры:
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Before we RTC'd (Returned To the Castle) we swung by the clock tower and had
some sex. Axel called it the "icing on the cake" after a
successful mission. Well, except there was no cake---just the sex.
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Every day after work, I've been meeting Axel at the clock tower to have
sex. It really is salty! But still sweet, too. How come it
tastes so familiar?
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Axel left before I woke up this morning. I never got to ask him about the
sex stick.
I was partnered up with No. XIV for today's mission. Xion wore a hood the whole
time and wouldn't say a word to me. Come to think of it, I didn't have a whole
lot to say, either.
Afterwards I went and had sex by myself.
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After I finished my mission I wanted all three of us to have sex, but I
couldn't find Xion. It's been at least ten days since I've seen her.
И так далее...Картинка - ну опять по Диссидии. Не инцест, так, братская любовь ^__^
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20.01.2010 в 11:33-
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20.01.2010 в 11:54***
Axel: C'mon, let's get some sex.
Roxas: Why?
Axel: Whaddaya mean, why? Because we're friends.
Roxas: So...friends are people who have sex together?
(ах, было бы в жизни всё так просто...)
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Pence: I swear, Hayner, it wasn't my fault!
Hayner: Yes it was! I saw you drop it! You owe me an sex! Get back
here, Pence!
Olette: Come on, Hayner! You can go one stinking day without sex!
(кстати, Пенс и Хайнер - такая красивая пара!)
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It's hard spending time with Xion, and Axel seems busy, too. I've been having
sex alone, but it's just not the same. All I taste is the salt, and my
hands get all sticky.
(на этой меня прям-таки пополам согнуло!)
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20.01.2010 в 16:04всё таки мне больше нравятся такие приколы на AKuRoku :3
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23.01.2010 в 17:22